Thursday 22 December 2022

A Love Letter To My Stalkers

I have online stalkers. People who don't like what I say, or how I say it. They are, perish the thought "Offended". So I'm thinking to myself you know what? It's Christmas, lets give them an early present. Please find below, albeit in abbreviated form, some of my greatest hits. By hits I mean the positions I hold that have resulted in some interesting blowback. 1. George Floyd was an immoral human being who did not deserve to die at the hands of an unprofessional imbecile who should never have been placed in a position of power. George Floyd was a drug addled career criminal who placed a gun into the belly of a pregant female during a house invasion. He should be forgotten and not lauded. 2. Systemic racism is a myth. All serious academic studies have failed to demonstrate otherwise. Racism is of course very real and should be challenged at every turn. We need to follow Luther and judge a person by the content of their charachter rather than the colour of their skin. 3. Islam, Christianity, and indeed all religions are ideas concocted by humans rather than conceived by the divine. should you wish to offer evidence to the contrary i'm listening. 4. If you have a penis and claim to be a women, or a vagina and claim to be a man you are at a misapprehension. Don't let this stop you from identifying as either and being the truest version of yourself. I fully support and encourage you. I just don't believe things that are untrue. Trans women arent women. Trans men are not men. They are individuals who feel more aligned with a sex opposite to that into which they were born. This is likely all linked to the amounts of testosterone a fetus is exposed to pre utero, along with gametes and some weird stuff that goes on in the amygdala that I'm not clever enough to articulate. 5) Public sector workers should not strike. Public sector workers are public servants, and that, like it or not, comes with some baggage. It means that your grievances with pay and working conditions come secondary to your commitment to serve the public and keep them safe. You knew this going in. You don't get to overturn the applecart now. There we are dear stalkers. 5 veritable free hits for you to report to whomever you see fit. And that's what you love doing, right? That fuels your obsession. It feels a little weird that I'm living rent free inside your head to this extent. But then you are social justice warriors aren't you? You are crusading for equality. You exist to stamp out wrong think, of which I'm endlessly culpable. But why do this today? Why write this now? Why poke the bear? Because I can. Because I want to. And to stress once again that there's a massive difference between a critique of ideas compared to personal abuse aimed at individuals. I go to some lengths to do the former, and when speak of individuals I have never knowingly resorted to petty abuse. Oh, a couple of freebies 6. Jeremy Clarkson is really funny. 7. Megan Markle isn't. Anyways, that's my love letter to the not so adoring people who don't approve of what I say or how I say it. Merry Christmas.

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